John and Nate's UFC Fight Night and TUF season premiere commentary

Session Start (fat2rak005:Johnmxg12): Wed Sep 16 20:05:38 2009
[20:05] Johnmxg12: hey dude i dont think i can make it tonight
[20:07] fAt2Rak005: its cool
[20:07] *** Auto-response from Johnmxg12: I'm away right now.
[20:10] Johnmxg12: hey i saw Nate Quarry vs Jason MacDonald
[20:10] fAt2Rak005: its a good fight
[20:10] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:10] Johnmxg12: i thought nate was going to get his ass kicked
[20:10] fAt2Rak005: yehh same here
[20:10] fAt2Rak005: but once it got to the ground, it was the same ol' story for mcdonald haha
[20:11] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:11] Johnmxg12: that guy cant catch a break
[20:11] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[20:21] Johnmxg12: awkward striking battle
[20:21] fAt2Rak005: thats normal for quarry
[20:21] fAt2Rak005: everytime i hear his name, i think nate queery
[20:21] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[20:21] Johnmxg12: hahah
[20:21] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:21] Johnmxg12: tim creuder sucks as a striker too
[20:22] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[20:22] fAt2Rak005: i never thought he was at 185
[20:22] fAt2Rak005: i thought he was 170
[20:22] Johnmxg12: yeah me too
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: weak round
[20:28] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:28] Johnmxg12: the beginning was cool
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: great start, but the black guy should have stood them up
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: haha
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: cant remember his name right now
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: hahahahah
[20:28] Johnmxg12: black guy works
[20:28] Johnmxg12: haha
[20:28] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[20:30] Johnmxg12: action packed
[20:31] fAt2Rak005: yeh in quick spurts
[20:34] fAt2Rak005: dang, nate's face is all fucked up
[20:34] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[20:34] fAt2Rak005: decent fight, i see it nate 30-27
[20:34] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:34] fAt2Rak005: hhahahha, stupid tap out commercial. fat guy doing a flying arm bar. yeh right!
[20:34] Johnmxg12: definitely nate's fight
[20:34] Johnmxg12: hahah
[20:35] Johnmxg12: who is that guy?
[20:35] fAt2Rak005: never heard
[20:36] fAt2Rak005: wow 29-27?
[20:36] fAt2Rak005: they gave tim an 8 for round 3?
[20:36] Johnmxg12: i think he won rounds 2 and 3, possibly 10-8 for the third
[20:37] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[20:37] fAt2Rak005: i can see tim taking the first round
[20:37] fAt2Rak005: dude that eye is nasty!
[20:37] fAt2Rak005: hahahha
[20:38] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:38] Johnmxg12: tore up
[20:38] fAt2Rak005: hahahha, surprised he remembers the franklin fight
[20:38] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[20:38] Johnmxg12: hahahaha
[20:38] fAt2Rak005: dang, hes hella shouting
[20:38] fAt2Rak005: ahhaha
[20:38] Johnmxg12: he lost his hearing
[20:38] fAt2Rak005: hahahha
[20:39] fAt2Rak005: why is it that when ever a guy wants to show the world his stand up, he usually loses?
[20:39] fAt2Rak005: hahahha
[20:39] fAt2Rak005: i remember dela hoya saying that when he lost to someone
[20:39] Johnmxg12: because they're not naturally strikers like Hughes, Creuder, Andy Wang .... hahhaha
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: i wanted to show my warrior
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: hahahhaha
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: want
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: wang*
[20:40] Johnmxg12: andy wang is garbage, black belt in jiu jitsu and doesnt use it
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: he hella reminds me of vince fong
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[20:40] Johnmxg12: yeah he does
[20:40] fAt2Rak005: hahha
[20:41] Johnmxg12: this movie looks stupid
[20:41] Johnmxg12: hahahah
[20:41] Johnmxg12: I lost some respect for Gina Carano
[20:41] fAt2Rak005: yeh, i think its straight to dvd
[20:41] fAt2Rak005: hahhahh
[20:41] fAt2Rak005: with a face like that, how can you respect it? all i want to do is shoot some ropes at it hahahah
[20:42] fAt2Rak005: shoot some ropes and drop some loads
[20:42] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[20:42] Johnmxg12: hahaha
[20:42] Johnmxg12: yeah if i jizzed on her face i'd still lose respect for her, " i cant believe you just let me do that, thats pathetic"
[20:43] fAt2Rak005: hahhahahaahah
[20:43] fAt2Rak005: "who are you? just get out of here.. wait, make me a sandwich first... bitch."
[20:43] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[20:43] Johnmxg12: hahahha nice
[20:47] fAt2Rak005: HELL YES!
[20:47] fAt2Rak005: season 5!
[20:48] fAt2Rak005: i bought season 4 today
[20:48] Johnmxg12: nice
[20:48] Johnmxg12: ive been watching that like crazy
[20:48] fAt2Rak005: i cant wait to watch the commentary
[20:48] fAt2Rak005: they're pretty funny
[20:49] Johnmxg12: yeah man
[20:50] fAt2Rak005: dang, condit is traininig out of arizona
[20:51] Johnmxg12: i didnt know that
[20:51] Johnmxg12: is he training wtih bader and dollaway?
[20:51] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[20:51] fAt2Rak005: those twin brothers
[20:52] fAt2Rak005: also has wec's lightweight champ
[20:52] fAt2Rak005: cant remember his name
[20:52] Johnmxg12: wow
[20:52] Johnmxg12: fuck
[20:53] fAt2Rak005: that looked like a knee to downed opponent's head
[20:55] fAt2Rak005: dang, that was a good round
[20:55] Johnmxg12: yeah
[20:55] fAt2Rak005: it looked like condit got kneed on the head when he was on the ground. then popped up and landed a knee of his own
[21:01] fAt2Rak005: decent round. kinda hard to call that one
[21:02] Johnmxg12: yeah
[21:02] fAt2Rak005: maybe condit won that one
[21:02] Johnmxg12: ellenberger looked good in round 1
[21:02] fAt2Rak005: but the other guy was in a dominant position for the majority of the round
[21:02] Johnmxg12: yeah
[21:02] fAt2Rak005: yeh, i think ellenberger took round 1
[21:03] fAt2Rak005: hahah, hella tried to drive condit's head into the ground hahah
[21:03] Johnmxg12: yeah
[21:07] fAt2Rak005: dang good fight
[21:07] Johnmxg12: i think condit won 2 and 3
[21:08] fat2rak005: yeh same here
[21:08] fat2rak005: i need to download some jay z
[21:08] fat2rak005: hahaahah
[21:08] fat2rak005: i downloaded lady gaga
[21:08] fat2rak005: her vma performance of poperazzi was cool
[21:08] fat2rak005: hahahah
[21:09] John: yeah i heard it was good
[21:09] John: i dont listen to her much but i like her because she's weird
[21:09] John: i'm kinda into weird chicks
[21:10] fAt2Rak005: hshahha yeh same here
[21:10] fAt2Rak005: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeiEZ9LNYyI&feature=related)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeiEZ9LNYyI&feature=related
[21:11] fAt2Rak005: heres the video
[21:11] fAt2Rak005: shes uber nuts
[21:11] John: hahha
[21:12] fAt2Rak005: dang, the years and sun have not been kind to carat top
[21:12] fAt2Rak005: he should not be in HD
[21:12] fAt2Rak005: ahhahah
[21:12] John: haha yeah
[21:12] John: do you like zach galifinakis?
[21:12] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[21:13] fAt2Rak005: reh tard
[21:13] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[21:13] John: hahah
[21:13] John: have you seen his talk show on funny or die?
[21:13] John: between two ferns
[21:13] fAt2Rak005: nah, i remember his talk show on vh1 years ago
[21:13] John: yea he has some great interviews, carrott top is in one of them
[21:14] fAt2Rak005: hahahaah
[21:15] fAt2Rak005: hey whats going on for ufc 103? im free, so im down to watch it
[21:16] John: oh shit, i think im going to be at the BBQ still, we usually get hammered whenever we do this so i dont think i can make it
[21:17] fAt2Rak005: ah okay
[21:17] fAt2Rak005: dang that girl on the right was hot
[21:17] fAt2Rak005: hahaha
[21:21] fAt2Rak005: ahha, shitty ass saw movies
[21:21] fAt2Rak005: they should go straight to dvd
[21:21] fAt2Rak005: or better yet, straight to vhs!
[21:22] John: yeah its every sept they come out with a new one
[21:22] fAt2Rak005: haha lame
[21:22] fAt2Rak005: haha
[21:22] fAt2Rak005: hey remember this kid? (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjzNGhg90H8)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjzNGhg90H8
[21:22] fAt2Rak005: andy milonakis
[21:23] John: yeah
[21:23] John: he's really old isnt he?
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: hhaha, whats with roger's joto tatoo on his right side?
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: hahaha
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: yeh hes probably in his late 20's
[21:25] John: better yet whats up with the tramp stamp on maynard
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: hahahhahahah
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: he listens to avenge sevenfold. it looks like a bat or somethin
[21:25] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[21:26] John: hahaha lame
[21:27] fAt2Rak005: dave menne's technique in fighting is known as "getting ko'd and standing tall." hahah
[21:27] fAt2Rak005: remember when phil baroni knocked him out?
[21:28] John: yeah
[21:28] John: beginning of the end, GnP
[21:29] fAt2Rak005: hopefully
[21:29] fAt2Rak005: but doesnt look like it
[21:29] John: ahhhh damnit
[21:29] John: maynard is going to lose
[21:29] fAt2Rak005: thats what its looking like
[21:29] fAt2Rak005: they should have put huerta against griffin
[21:30] fAt2Rak005: but i think goldie would comment on tyson's thigh a little too much
[21:30] fAt2Rak005: ahhaa
[21:30] fAt2Rak005: like usual
[21:30] John: yeah hahaha
[21:31] fAt2Rak005: maynard needs more kicks
[21:33] John: nice
[21:33] fAt2Rak005: haha, that was stiff
[21:35] fAt2Rak005: dang, i give that one to maynard
[21:35] John: this commercial is so majestic
[21:35] John: he moves with such grace
[21:36] fAt2Rak005: hahha
[21:36] fAt2Rak005: im getting ready for round 2 with my wingstop
[21:36] fAt2Rak005: ahhahaha
[21:37] John: nice
[21:37] John: i had wings from safeway today
[21:38] fAt2Rak005: thats cool
[21:38] fAt2Rak005: i bought the 15 piece
[21:38] fAt2Rak005: hahahahah
[21:38] fAt2Rak005: that should be a good fight. guida vs florian
[21:39] fAt2Rak005: ah damn, i thought maynard was gonna suplex
[21:39] fAt2Rak005: hahah, shit its a dove or a raven trampstamp hahah
[21:39] John: thats so raven
[21:39] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[21:40] fAt2Rak005: oh shit
[21:40] John: nice
[21:40] John: do it
[21:40] John: do it
[21:40] John: WHOA
[21:40] John: how is that not fucked up
[21:40] fAt2Rak005: wow
[21:40] John: geeeeeez
[21:40] John: fucking crazy
[21:40] fAt2Rak005: deep wiffs of maynards ass
[21:40] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[21:41] fAt2Rak005: maynard got this round
[21:44] fAt2Rak005: phew
[21:44] John: yep
[21:44] fAt2Rak005: once i heard cecil i thought he was gonna fuck shit up
[21:44] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[21:44] fAt2Rak005: wow no post interview
[21:44] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[21:44] John: yeah none
[21:45] John: haha
[21:45] fAt2Rak005: they gave tito the mic after his "last" fight in the ufc
[21:45] fAt2Rak005: thats kinda jacked
[21:46] fAt2Rak005: ahahah, that guy in the #2 jersey was funny
[21:47] John: haha yeah
[21:47] fAt2Rak005: looked like chairly when dennis is talking to him in mac's room hahaha
[21:47] John: haha yeah
[21:48] John: love that episode
[21:48] John: its my favorite
[21:48] fAt2Rak005: hahhah
[21:49] fAt2Rak005: the two funniest voices in the octagon
[21:49] fAt2Rak005: ahah
[21:50] John: yeah they're tore up
[21:50] John: and i think that other skinny guy they always fight has a weird voice too
[21:50] John: josh neer
[21:50] fAt2Rak005: ahah yeh
[21:50] John: these are all the scrappy kids who've been fighting since they were 5
[21:51] fAt2Rak005: haha yep!!
[21:52] John: hey do you recognize this song?
[21:52] John: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINmJ5ieM6Y)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINmJ5ieM6Y(Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aINmJ5ieM6Y)
[21:52] fAt2Rak005: i like how herb dean always looks uncomfortable
[21:52] fAt2Rak005: ahhaha
[21:52] John: yeah
[21:52] fAt2Rak005: hell yeh, two of hearts!
[21:52] fAt2Rak005: great song
[21:53] fAt2Rak005: whats up?
[21:53] John: its the song that dennis was dancing to when he was a whore
[21:54] John: ohhhh
[21:54] fAt2Rak005: ahah yeh
[21:55] John: oh shit beginning of the end
[21:55] John: guillard is screwed
[21:55] fAt2Rak005: yep, first round submission
[21:55] fAt2Rak005: dang, thats some good throws right there
[21:55] fAt2Rak005: "must have a weak sass stomach to go down on a shot like that."
[21:56] fAt2Rak005: dang diaz is bleading
[22:00] fAt2Rak005: think any of these "former nfl players" ever started a game?
[22:00] fAt2Rak005: ahah
[22:01] John: oh hahaha
[22:01] John: nah
[22:02] fAt2Rak005: oh shit
[22:02] John: done
[22:02] fAt2Rak005: HHAHAHHAHAHHa
[22:02] John: weak
[22:02] John: hahha
[22:02] fAt2Rak005: had to show off with that rope-a-dope
[22:02] fAt2Rak005: hahha
[22:02] fAt2Rak005: was that the vonflu choke?
[22:03] John: the one that von flue falls for each time?
[22:03] fAt2Rak005: nah he had his own choke
[22:03] fAt2Rak005: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPQmH9mFSU0)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPQmH9mFSU0
[22:04] fAt2Rak005: oh nevermind
[22:04] John: ohhhhhhhhhhhh
[22:04] fAt2Rak005: hahhaha
[22:04] John: hahaha
[22:04] John: i remember now
[22:04] fAt2Rak005: totally different
[22:05] fAt2Rak005: heres how to do it (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkwpb7RBu90&feature=fvw)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkwpb7RBu90&feature=fvw
[22:05] John: sweet
[22:06] John: i thought it had something to do with losing fights
[22:06] fAt2Rak005: AHHAHA, wes simms!!!
[22:06] fAt2Rak005: hahahhahah
[22:06] John: hahaha
[22:06] fAt2Rak005: thats the von vlue technique in fighting and in life
[22:06] fAt2Rak005: hahhaha
[22:06] John: haha yeah
[22:07] John: (Link: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-von-flue/6/20a/60a)http://www.linkedin.com/pub/jason-von-flue/6/20a/60a
[22:07] John: he has one connection dude, sweet
[22:07] fAt2Rak005: hahhaha
[22:07] fAt2Rak005: what is it?
[22:08] John: linked in is a business profile, kinda like a professional networking site
[22:08] fAt2Rak005: ahhah
[22:08] John: haha this is a funny conversation
[22:08] fAt2Rak005: hahahahham dude i love this conversation
[22:08] fAt2Rak005: rashad: "ah dis guys gonna whip yo ass."
[22:09] John: haha and they were really casual about the whole thing
[22:09] fAt2Rak005: hahahhaha yeh
[22:09] fAt2Rak005: no shouting
[22:09] fAt2Rak005: HAHAHAH
[22:09] John: hahaha
[22:10] John: oh damn
[22:10] John: thats a personal shot
[22:10] fAt2Rak005: haha, they got in trouble
[22:10] John: yeah hahaha
[22:10] fAt2Rak005: why doesnt rashad like rampage?
[22:10] fAt2Rak005: HHAhAhAHhAH tank abbott
[22:10] John: hahah
[22:11] John: they hate each other
[22:11] John: it all started when rampage was talking shit about jardine
[22:11] fAt2Rak005: ah
[22:11] John: after the jardine fight they had a stare down
[22:11] John: haha whoa
[22:11] John: he looks funny
[22:12] fAt2Rak005: whats up with that guy's hair?
[22:12] John: tore up man
[22:12] fAt2Rak005: too fat to be a mo hawk
[22:12] fAt2Rak005: hahah, nerd with glasses is gonna be the first to get fucked up!
[22:12] fAt2Rak005: haha
[22:13] fAt2Rak005: way too short to be a heavy weight
[22:13] John: this is hilarious
[22:13] fAt2Rak005: ah man this season is gonna be pure comedy
[22:13] fAt2Rak005: ahha
[22:14] fAt2Rak005: it should be on comedy central
[22:14] John: yeah
[22:16] fAt2Rak005: hey how do you feel about me posting our fight night/tuf comentary on the kneebar?
[22:16] fAt2Rak005: ill change out screen names of course
[22:16] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[22:16] John: cool
[22:16] John: go for it man
[22:16] fAt2Rak005: k
[22:16] John: its ok if you want to use our screen names, i dont mind
[22:17] fAt2Rak005: k, ill leave them then
[22:17] fAt2Rak005: i dont care either way
[22:17] John: oh shit tiki
[22:17] fAt2Rak005: ahhah, tiki
[22:17] John: i didnt know tiki was going be on
[22:17] fAt2Rak005: that guy is funny
[22:18] John: big country
[22:18] fAt2Rak005: ahahha big country
[22:18] John: yeah hahaha
[22:18] fAt2Rak005: hahahah, long awkward silence
[22:18] John: hahahaha titties
[22:18] John: hahahahha this is awesome
[22:19] John: HHAHAHAHA
[22:19] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[22:19] fAt2Rak005: tiki looking at a clip board "we got titties."
[22:19] John: he's going to get fucked up
[22:19] fAt2Rak005: yehh
[22:20] fAt2Rak005: i hope kimbo learns a lot from this
[22:21] John: yeah
[22:21] fAt2Rak005: dang, first two fights
[22:22] fAt2Rak005: ahhaha
[22:22] fAt2Rak005: nice
[22:22] fAt2Rak005: hahahhahah
[22:22] fAt2Rak005: hella white
[22:22] John: hahahah wes
[22:22] John: he's fucking done
[22:23] John: he's a dumb ass
[22:23] fAt2Rak005: yep
[22:23] fAt2Rak005: hahahahaha
[22:23] fAt2Rak005: nice tittie boy
[22:23] John: titties was chosen?
[22:23] fAt2Rak005: dang, rampage has the biggest dudes
[22:24] fAt2Rak005: yeh titties was chosen by rashad
[22:24] John: wow thats fucked up
[22:24] fAt2Rak005: thats jacked
[22:24] John: i like titties and big country
[22:24] fAt2Rak005: hahaha
[22:24] John: too bad they're on the same team otherwise that would have been a good match up
[22:24] fAt2Rak005: big country titties
[22:24] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[22:25] fAt2Rak005: i dont think the octagon could stand up
[22:25] John: yep big sloppy country titties
[22:25] fAt2Rak005: if those two were in the same ring
[22:25] fAt2Rak005: haha
[22:25] John: yeah wouldn't that be awesome if it gave way when they fell down together
[22:25] John: the winner would be the one that gets up
[22:25] fAt2Rak005: like when bam bam got slammed by taz in ecq
[22:25] fAt2Rak005: ecw*
[22:26] John: yes hahhaa
[22:26] fAt2Rak005: holy shit, hella old ecw on youtube!
[22:26] fAt2Rak005: (Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwK0nTvypM&feature=PlayList&p=7CDBC0D1AEDC393F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=37)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgwK0nTvypM&feature=PlayList&p=7CDBC0D1AEDC393F&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=37
[22:27] John: wow
[22:28] fAt2Rak005: ah it was on the ramp, not ring
[22:28] fAt2Rak005: ahhaha
[22:28] John: even better
[22:28] fAt2Rak005: right
[22:28] fAt2Rak005: ah dude, im gonna be up hella late watching this stuff
[22:29] fAt2Rak005: dude you can auto play the play list on the right side
[22:29] fAt2Rak005: sweet!
[22:29] John: oh nice
[22:29] John: hey did you know that the TapOut documentary is out and its available on the tapout site
[22:29] John: i didnt know that
[22:29] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[22:29] fAt2Rak005: nah i never noticed that
[22:30] fAt2Rak005: ill just download it
[22:30] fAt2Rak005: ahhah
[22:33] fAt2Rak005: i like how kimbo tries to help people out
[22:33] fAt2Rak005: he has a good heart
[22:33] fAt2Rak005: hahha
[22:33] John: yeah haha
[22:33] John: we'll see, i think part of what he's here for is to shake up that PR piece that he's struggled with. i think Tito did it well when he was on TUF 3
[22:33] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[22:34] fAt2Rak005: they were looking for something to change things up
[22:34] fAt2Rak005: last couple seasons have been lacking
[22:37] John: dude that commercial is hilarious
[22:38] John: ripped dude gets up and just starts wrestling after the King stuns him
[22:38] fAt2Rak005: ahahah
[22:38] John: wow thats fucking cool
[22:38] John: did you see that? prelims available on spike
[22:38] John: thats awesome
[22:38] fAt2Rak005: yep!
[22:39] fAt2Rak005: looks like someone gets ko'd. 10:40 and they're still showing them train
[22:40] John: oh yeah
[22:40] John: its going to end real quick
[22:40] John: and since there were no fights to get into the house.... someone might tap to exhaustion
[22:40] fAt2Rak005: yes! we're in luck
[22:41] John: HAHAHA
[22:41] John: he is taking shots at Rashad
[22:41] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[22:41] John: rashad did have a funny pic when he got KTFO
[22:42] fAt2Rak005: hahha
[22:42] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[22:42] John: (Link: http://www.z1035.com/includes/images/BlogsImages/Rashad-Evans-getting-knocked-out.jpg)http://www.z1035.com/includes/images/BlogsImages/Rash(Link: http://www.z1035.com/includes/images/BlogsImages/Rashad-Evans-getting-knocked-out.jpg)ad-Evans-getting-knocked-out.jpg
[22:42] fAt2Rak005: AHHHAHAHAHA
[22:42] fAt2Rak005: dang, his eyes look scary
[22:42] John: yeah man he looks dead
[22:45] fAt2Rak005: (Link: http://12.media.tumblr.com/yjBiwmaDfpzcnasmlLzX3jXAo1_400.jpg)http://12.media.tumblr.com/yjBiwmaDfpzcnasmlLzX3jXAo1_400.jpg
[22:45] fAt2Rak005: dang, hes in trouble ahhahaha
[22:45] John: i guess they're trying to change things up with those small shorts in commercials
[22:45] fAt2Rak005: yeh im digging the shorts
[22:46] John: damn
[22:46] John: she can't blame him. he account for affairs of the heart
[22:46] fAt2Rak005: hahhahahha
[22:46] John: if he did take her to court she would be excused on the foundation of this being a crime of passion
[22:46] fAt2Rak005: heart wants what the heart wants. and his heart wanted some strange vag
[22:47] fAt2Rak005: ahhahha
[22:47] John: yeah haha strange vag
[22:50] John: damn he's tearing him up
[22:51] John: bad pick for Rampage
[22:51] John: this guy definitely fights like the Finance manager of Operations
[22:51] John: real pussy
[22:51] fAt2Rak005: hahahah
[22:51] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[22:51] fAt2Rak005: hes not seeing the numbers
[22:52] John: hahahah yeah
[22:52] John: too many equations to calculate
[22:52] fAt2Rak005: and he bleeds like one too
[22:52] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[22:52] John: if there was a view of this guy's head there would be numbers and equations flying all over the place
[22:52] fAt2Rak005: dang, theres like strings of blood coming down
[22:52] fAt2Rak005: ew
[22:52] fAt2Rak005: hahahaha
[22:53] John: yeah thats bad
[22:53] John: thats done
[22:53] fAt2Rak005: i hope not
[22:53] fAt2Rak005: i want more JUST BLEEEEDDDD!!!!!!
[22:53] John: yeah nice hhahaa
[22:54] fAt2Rak005: dude they dont show you the rest of that commercial
[22:54] fAt2Rak005: its actually the begining of a gay porn
[22:54] fAt2Rak005: does that guy have shoes on when hes sleeping?
[22:55] John: you're right, its the beginning of a porn
[22:55] fAt2Rak005: yeh, gay man on man porn to be exact
[22:56] fAt2Rak005: ... not that i know how those things start or anything
[22:56] fAt2Rak005: i've just heard thats how they start
[22:57] fAt2Rak005: dude when i was watching that lady gaga performance live, i thought something actually happend to her hhahahha
[22:58] fAt2Rak005: like she got stabbed some how and still kept the show going ahha
[22:58] John: nice
[22:59] fAt2Rak005: abe sucks
[22:59] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[22:59] John: he sure does
[22:59] John: i think the other guy took his soul in the first round
[22:59] John: he's just looking not to tap at this point
[22:59] fAt2Rak005: haha
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: even the other guy is gassing out though
[23:00] John: holy shit thats a lot of blood
[23:00] John: yeah true
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: yeh
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: another stand up
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: dang same exact shit
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: rampage doesnt have good corner men
[23:00] fAt2Rak005: ahhaha
[23:01] fAt2Rak005: they get too frustrated and give up too easily
[23:01] fAt2Rak005: he did the same thing last time he coached
[23:01] John: this is what i do in the ultimate fighter game, take down, couple body shots, win points on the judge's score card
[23:01] John: yeah
[23:01] fAt2Rak005: haha
[23:02] John: but when there's a big fight coming up i stand and trade and give the fans what they want to see
[23:02] John: there's always fireworks and i get dropped or knocked everytime
[23:02] fAt2Rak005: hahahaha
[23:02] fAt2Rak005: are you gonna get madden 10?
[23:02] John: i was thinking about it
[23:02] fAt2Rak005: knee!
[23:02] fAt2Rak005: ah damn
[23:02] John: i lost in the playoffs today in 09
[23:02] fAt2Rak005: hahah
[23:03] fAt2Rak005: here it comes
[23:03] John: i won vs the eagles at home for the wild card
[23:03] John: yeah
[23:03] John: haha
[23:03] fAt2Rak005: nice
[23:03] fAt2Rak005: ewwww
[23:03] John: and then lost to the boys 6-0
[23:03] John: yeah he's jacked
[23:03] fAt2Rak005: hahahaha
[23:04] fAt2Rak005: what the fuck!
[23:04] John: hoyl fuck
[23:04] fAt2Rak005: wow
[23:04] John: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[23:04] fAt2Rak005: thats deep
[23:04] John: holy fuck man
[23:04] John: thats the biggest cut ive ever fucking seen
[23:05] fAt2Rak005: same here
[23:05] fAt2Rak005: hahahhahaha, good season
[23:05] John: nice good previews
[23:06] fAt2Rak005: k, im gonna post this shit now hahah
[23:06] John: hey im going to hit up the gym ill be back in about an hour
[23:06] John: hahah alright
[23:06] John: later man
[23:06] *** "John" signed off at Wed Sep 16 23:06:54 2009.